Not a problem in Egypt: if a man breastfeeds from a woman he becomes somehow related to her and therefore sex is out of the question. Apparently there is quite a debate in Parliament over this notion – and you thought our Congress had gone around the bend. Lex found it and he tells it so well:
I can sort of see their point: I mean, if you can argue yourself into a position that the best way to prevent folks shagging who shouldn’t while on the clock is a bit of the old nuzzle, then you could argue yourself into almost anything, couldn’t you? Suicide bombs. Torture. What have you.
Do go read the rest – priceless.
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